TFL takes over the colours of the map, sending the rest of the world into darkness.

A woman just walked on at Kings Cross eating from a red bag of hulla hoops and what with the recent success for Cadbury gaining ownership of the colour purple that they use on their products, it made me wonder if soon someone will buy the colours red, green and blue to sell to brands such as Walkers. And just imagine if London underground starts claiming the rights to exclusive use of colours for their tube lines, the world once again will become black and white (assuming that nobody owns these already).  To think we are currently complain about paying for electricity and heating when the future will be paying for colour! Autumn will be an expensive month as tree's selfishly hijack a range of copyrighted colours.  

Maybe the future for tfl is brand named tube lines, the Piccadilly could become the Cadbury line, whilst the Hamersmith and city line becomes the lastminute.com line. If my crips plan goes ahead that would mean the ready salted line may soon be the new central, whilst cheese and onion will take over the district. "There are currently minor delays on the lastminute.com line due to a legal battle with walkers over the use of 'their' prawn cocktail colour pink. "

If they don't buy buy them up soon, tfl can expect to start fighting off many a legal battle as fools of the world snap up ownership of colours much like people apparently own acres of the moon. The sad thing is not only do we have morons in the world that try to do this, there are those that allow it to happen too.  Colour tax is inevitable, which is finally some good news for all those ugly 70's buildings, which would presumably be exempt from such a scheme.