Busy here! Almost like rush hour. I blame the tourists. Well they look like tourists, although nobody appears to be consulting maps, only tourists could wear such ridiculous clothes. I don't mean the nonsense that these fools that think they are fashionable wear. No no, it's Hawaiian shirts and big camera's and families with matching t-shirts. Perhaps these people should have looked up how not to look like an idiot before arriving in London. Further down the carriage one guy sits perched up on the bench at the end of the carriage trying to look casual, I'm waiting on him falling off, he doesn't look stable at all! He doesn't have the type of face that deserves sympathy anyway, he somehow manages to look like he hates us all.
Angel proves to be a popular stop, many get off, but are quickly replaced. There is a couple standing right in front of me now. Awkward. He is standing over her, playing with her hair and looking right in my direction. He looks bored. She is moaning about something, he clearly doesn't care and meanwhile I'm sitting below the falling debris from her head. What is it with woman and long hair, it gets everywhere. Ooh a lady with a massive Tupperware box with what looks like a really big cookie inside! I want some! AHHHH she is getting off at Kings Cross. Come back!
Some curious characters getting on here at Kings Cross as well as a few poadgey blokey men. Clearly they have been drinking already, I can smell it. They also clearly make a habit of it judging by their waist size.... They get off at Euston. Trains go to Glasgow from Euston, I wonder if they are Glasweigan? Next stop Camden, relatively normal crowd now considering. Actually that explains some of the curious characters that got on earlier. I'm betting they will get off at Camden. *waits* Train approaches Camden..... No movement yet.... Doors open... And there they go. Camden really does attract some strange people! *Sneaks off behind them*
Further reading:
http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Looking-Like-an-American-Tourist
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